Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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