Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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