he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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