You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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