why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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