real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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