Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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