The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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