Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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