love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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