i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
did i just pee glitter
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.