2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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