I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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