Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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