Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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