I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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