these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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