My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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