Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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