Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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