i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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