Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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