I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
operation harelip BJ is a go
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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