is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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