It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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