I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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