Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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