Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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