he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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