I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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