Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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