if i died would you start the facebook group?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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