the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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