I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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