i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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