We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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