brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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