these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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