Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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