Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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