Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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