Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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