sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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