I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
