Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it glows. i had to have it.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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