She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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