I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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