Is it normal to miss your booty call?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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