Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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