Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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