All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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