Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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