Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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