To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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