What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
