the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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