Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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